Something Blue

My name is Clare. I am 17, a Catholic and I am absolutely obsessed with anything Joss Whedon and Disney. I also like basically any TV show that has ever wandered this earth.

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

(Source: tseted, via australian-government-canberra)

my mother worries me

  • mum: why are you so good? you're a 16 year old, you should be doing drugs and hating me
  • me: I'm running a secret Russian underground drug and prostitution ring
  • mum: oh thank god

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 


AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

(via australian-government-canberra)